var a = Math.round(Math.random()*244) + ""
var rand1 = a
quotes = new Array
quotes[0] = "The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world."
quotes[1] = "A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds."
quotes[2] = "Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons."
quotes[3] = "Beavers can hold their breath for 45 minutes under water."
quotes[4] = "Slugs have 4 noses."
quotes[5] = "Camels have 3 eyelids."
quotes[6] = "A honey bee can fly at 15mph."
quotes[7] = "A queen bee can lay 800-1500 eggs per day."
quotes[8] = "A bee has 5 eyes."
quotes[9] = "The average speed of a housefly is 4.5 mph."
quotes[10] = "Mosquitoes are attracted to people who just ate bananas."
quotes[11] = "Flamingos are pink because they eat shrimp."
quotes[12] = "Emus and Kangaroos cannot walk backward."
quotes[13] = "Cats have over 100 vocal chords."
quotes[14] = "Camel's milk does not curdle."
quotes[15] = "All porcupines float in water."
quotes[16] = "The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1."
quotes[17] = "A hummingbird weighs less then a penny."
quotes[18] = "A jellyfish is 95% water."
quotes[19] = "Children grow faster in the spring."
quotes[20] = "Broccoli is the only vegetable that is also a flower."
quotes[21] = "Almonds are part of the peach family."
quotes[22] = "Alaska has the highest percentage of people who walk to work."
quotes[23] = "The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile national monument."
quotes[24] = "The state of Maine has 62 lighthouses."
quotes[25] = "The only food that does not spoil is honey."
quotes[26] = "The Hawaiian alphabet only has 12 letters."
quotes[27] = "A ball of glass will bounce higher then a ball of rubber."
quotes[28] = "Chewing gum while peeling onions will prevent you from crying."
quotes[29] = "On average a human will spend up to 2 weeks kissing in his/her lifetime."
quotes[30] = "Fish have eyelids."
quotes[31] = "The average human will eat an average of 8 spiders while sleeping."
quotes[32] = "There are one million ants to every human in the world."
quotes[33] = "Termites eat through wood two times faster when listening to rock music."
quotes[34] = "If you keep a goldfish in a dark room it will eventually turn white."
quotes[35] = "Elephants only sleep 2 hours a day."
quotes[36] = "A duck's quack doesn't echo."
quotes[37] = "A snail breathes through its foot."
quotes[38] = "Fish cough."
quotes[39] = "An ant's smell is stronger then a dog's."
quotes[40] = "It is possible to lead a cow up stairs but not down."
quotes[41] = "Shrimp can only swim backward."
quotes[42] = "Frogs cannot swallow with their eyes open."
quotes[43] = "A cat's lower jaw cannot move sideways."
quotes[44] = "The bullfrog is the only animal that never sleeps."
quotes[45] = "Elephants are capable of swimming 20 miles per day."
quotes[46] = "Elephants are the only mammal that cannot jump."
quotes[47] = "Giraffes have no vocal chords."
quotes[48] = "Cats can hear ultrasound."
quotes[49] = "Despite its hump ... camels has a straight spine."
quotes[50] = "Mosquitoes have 47 teeth."
quotes[51] = "There are 63,360 inches in a mile."
quotes[52] = "11% of people in the world are left-handed."
quotes[53] = "The average women consumes 6lbs of lipstick in her lifetime."
quotes[54] = "The average smell weighs 760 nanograms."
quotes[55] = "A human brain weighs about 3lbs."
quotes[56] = "1/4 of the bones in your body are in your feet."
quotes[57] = "You blink over 10,000,000 times a year."
quotes[58] = "A sneeze travels out of your nose at 100mph."
quotes[59] = "Brain waves can be used to power an electric train."
quotes[60] = "The tongue is the fastest healing part of the body."
quotes[61] = "Pigs get sunburn."
quotes[62] = "The lifespan of a taste bud is 10 days."
quotes[63] = "The average human produces 10,000 gallons of saliva in a lifetime."
quotes[64] = "Strawberries contain more Vitamin C then oranges."
quotes[65] = "A one-day weather forecast requires about 10 billion math calculations."
quotes[66] = "Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza a day."
quotes[67] = "There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal cracker zoo."
quotes[68] = "The longest one syllable word is \"screeched\"."
quotes[69] = "A \"jiffy\" is actually 1/100 of a second."
quotes[70] = "There is a town called \"Big Ugly\" in West Virginia."
quotes[71] = "The average person uses 150 gallons of water per day for personal use."
quotes[72] = "You share your birthday with 9 million others in the world."
quotes[73] = "The average person makes 1,140 phone calls per year."
quotes[74] = "The average person spends 2 years on the phone in his/her lifetime."
quotes[75] = "No piece of paper can be folded more then 7 times."
quotes[76] = "Alaska is the most eastern and western state in the US."
quotes[77] = "There are 119 grooves on the edge of a quarter."
quotes[78] = "About 18% of Animal owners share their bed with their pet."
quotes[79] = "Alaska has more caribou then people."
quotes[80] = "August has the highest percent of births."
quotes[81] = "Googol is a number (1 followed by 100 zeros)."
quotes[82] = "Oysters can change genders back and forth."
quotes[83] = "The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows."
quotes[84] = "Until the 19th century solid blocks of tea were used as money in Siberia."
quotes[85] = "A mile on the ocean and a mile on land are not the same distance."
quotes[86] = "A ten gallon hat holds less then one gallon of liquid."
quotes[87] = "The average American walks 18,000 steps a day."
quotes[88] = "The average raindrop falls at 7mph."
quotes[89] = "There are more telephones than people in Washington D.C."
quotes[90] = "Fish can drown."
quotes[91] = "A Kangaroo can jump 30 feet."
quotes[92] = "Lizards communicate by doing push-ups."
quotes[93] = "Squids can have eyeballs the size of volleyballs."
quotes[94] = "The average American will eat 35,000 cookies in his/her lifetime."
quotes[95] = "A turkey can run at 20mph."
quotes[96] = "When the moon is directly over you, you weigh less."
quotes[97] = "You burn 20 calories an hour chewing gum."
quotes[98] = "In a year, the average person walks 4 miles making their bed."
quotes[99] = "About half of all Americans are on a diet at any given time."
quotes[100] = "A one-minute kiss burns 26 calories."
quotes[101] = "Frowning burns more calories then smiling."
quotes[102] = "There are more then 30,000 diets on public record."
quotes[103] = "You will burn 7% more calories walking on hard dirt then pavement."
quotes[104] = "You weigh less at the top of a mountain then sea level."
quotes[105] = "You burn more calories sleeping then watching TV."
quotes[106] = "Licking a stamp burns 10 calories."
quotes[107] = "Smelling apples and/or bananas can help you lose weight."
quotes[108] = "Frogs never drink."
quotes[109] = "Only male turkeys gobble."
quotes[110] = "At birth, a Dalmatian is always pure white."
quotes[111] = "The fastest recorded speed of a racehorse was over 43 mph."
quotes[112] = "The oldest known animal was a tortoise, which lived to be 152 years old."
quotes[113] = "The largest fish is the whale shark - It can be over 50 feet long and weigh 2 tons."
quotes[114] = "The starfish is the only animal that can turn its stomach inside out."
quotes[115] = "Honeybees are the only insects that create a form of food for humans."
quotes[116] = "The hummingbird is the only bird that can fly backwards."
quotes[117] = "The only continent without native reptiles or snakes is Antarctica."
quotes[118] = "The only bird that can swim and not fly is a penguin."
quotes[119] = "A duck can't walk without bobbing its head."
quotes[120] = "Beavers were once the size of bears."
quotes[121] = "Seals sleep only one and a half minutes at a time."
quotes[122] = "Pigeons have been trained by the U.S. Coast Guard to spot people lost at sea."
quotes[123] = "A pigeon's feathers are heavier than its bones."
quotes[124] = "A hummingbird's heart beats 1,400 times a minute."
quotes[125] = "Dragonflies have six legs but can't walk."
quotes[126] = "Mosquitoes have 47 teeth."
quotes[127] = "Koala and humans are the only animals with unique fingerprints."
quotes[128] = "A crocodile cannot move its tongue."
quotes[129] = "Honeybees navigate by using the sun as a compass."
quotes[130] = "An ant can lift 50 times its own weight."
quotes[131] = "A single coffee tree produces only about a pound of coffee beans per year."
quotes[132] = "Strawberries are the only fruits whose seeds grow on the outside."
quotes[133] = "The city of Los Angeles has three times more automobiles than people."
quotes[134] = "Hawaii is the only U.S. state that grows coffee."
quotes[135] = "Hawaii is the only state with one school district."
quotes[136] = "Holland is the only country with a national dog."
quotes[137] = "The square dance is the official dance of the state of Washington."
quotes[138] = "Hawaii is the only U.S. state never to report a temperature of zero degrees F or below."
quotes[139] = "\"Q\" is the only letter in the alphabet not appearing in the name of any U.S. state."
quotes[140] = "Texas is the only state that permits residents to cast absentee ballots from space."
quotes[141] = "Lake Superior is the world's largest lake."
quotes[142] = "The smallest county in America is New York County, better known as Manhattan."
quotes[143] = "The tallest man was 8 ft. 11 in."
quotes[144] = "The first sport to be filmed was boxing in 1894."
quotes[145] = "The fastest served ball in tennis was clocked at 154 mph in 1963."
quotes[146] = "In 1985, the fastest bicyclist was clocked at 154 mph."
quotes[147] = "The speed limit in NYC was 8 mph in 1895."
quotes[148] = "Americans spend more than $630 million a year on golf balls."
quotes[149] = "In 1926, the first outdoor mini-golf courses were built on rooftops in NYC."
quotes[150] = "Swimming pools in the U.S. contain enough water to cover San Francisco."
quotes[151] = "The first TV soap opera debuted in 1946."
quotes[152] = "The first MTV video was \"Video Killed the Radio Star,\" by the Buggles."
quotes[153] = "The first TV show ever to be put into reruns was \"The Lone Ranger\"."
quotes[154] = "The first TV network kids show in the U.S. was \"Captain Kangaroo\"."
quotes[155] = "The temperature of the sun can reach up to 15 million degrees Fahrenheit."
quotes[156] = "The first penny had the motto \"Mind your own business\"."
quotes[157] = "The first vacuum was so large, it was brought to a house by horses."
quotes[158] = "Panama is the only place in the world where you can see the sun rise."
quotes[159] = "Before mercury, brandy was used to fill thermometers."
quotes[160] = "You have to play ping-pong for 12 hours to lose one pound."
quotes[161] = "One brow wrinkle is the result of 200,000 frowns."
quotes[162] = "The first human-made object to break the sound barrier was a whip."
quotes[163] = "In 1878, the first telephone book ever issued contained only 50 names."
quotes[164] = "The most sensitive parts of the body are the mouth and the fingertips."
quotes[165] = "The eye makes movements 50 times every second."
quotes[166] = "Chinese is the most spoken language in the world."
quotes[167] = "In 1634, tulip bulbs were a form of currency in Holland."
quotes[168] = "The first bike was called a hobbyhorse."
quotes[169] = "The first sailing boats were built in Egypt."
quotes[170] = "The first ballpoint pens were sold in 1945 for $12.00."
quotes[171] = "The first lighthouse to use electricity was the Statue of Liberty in 1886."
quotes[172] = "The first VCR was made in 1956 and was the size of a piano."
quotes[173] = "The first jukebox was located in San Francisco in 1899."
quotes[174] = "A rainbow can only be seen in the morning or late afternoon."
quotes[175] = "The Capitol building in Washington DC has 365 steps to represent every day of the year."
quotes[176] = "The most used letters in the English language are E, T, A, O, I and N."
quotes[177] = "A male kangaroo is called a Boomer."
quotes[178] = "A female kangaroo is called a flyer."
quotes[179] = "There are over 61,000 pizzerias in the U.S."
quotes[180] = "Antarctica is the driest, coldest, windiest, and highest continent on earth."
quotes[181] = "Thailand means \"Land of the Free\"."
quotes[182] = "The average bed is home to over 6 billion dust mites."
quotes[183] = "Ten tons of space dust falls on the Earth every day."
quotes[184] = "Every year the sun loses 360 million tons."
quotes[185] = "There are 333 toilet paper squares on a toilet paper roll."
quotes[186] = "Singapore only has one train station."
quotes[187] = "The Eiffel Tower has 2,500,000 rivets in it."
quotes[188] = "The Eiffel Tower has 1792 steps."
quotes[189] = "It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body."
quotes[190] = "Every year, the Moon moves a further 3.82cm from the Earth."
quotes[191] = "Every minute in the U.S. six people turn 17."
quotes[192] = "There are more than 1,00 chemicals in a cup of coffee."
quotes[193] = "Blue and white are the most common school colors."
quotes[194] = "On average, a 4-year-old child asks 437 questions a day."
quotes[195] = "The tip of a 2cm long hour-hand on a wristwatch travels at 0.00000275 mph."
quotes[196] = "Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death."
quotes[197] = "Termites eat wood twice as fast when listening to heavy metal music."
quotes[198] = "Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning."
quotes[199] = "Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a bellybutton."
quotes[200] = "A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 yrs."
quotes[201] = "People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more."
quotes[202] = "When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop ... even your heart."
quotes[203] = "Only 7% of the population are lefties."
quotes[204] = "40 people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute."
quotes[205] = "Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old."
quotes[206] = "The average person over fifty will have spent 5 years waiting in lines."
quotes[207] = "The toothbrush was invented in 1498."
quotes[208] = "The average housefly lives for one month."
quotes[209] = "40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year."
quotes[210] = "A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened."
quotes[211] = "The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute."
quotes[212] = "Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day."
quotes[213] = "Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep."
quotes[214] = "The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water."
quotes[215] = "Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State anthem."
quotes[216] = "The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor."
quotes[217] = "Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were seventh cousins."
quotes[218] = "If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green."
quotes[219] = "Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated."
quotes[220] = "Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite."
quotes[221] = "There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar."
quotes[222] = "The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing."
quotes[223] = "A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes."
quotes[224] = "There are more chickens than people in the world."
quotes[225] = "Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey."
quotes[226] = "The longest one-syllable word in the English language is \"screeched\"."
quotes[227] = "All of the clocks in the movie \"Pulp Fiction\" are stuck on 4:20."
quotes[228] = "No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple."
quotes[229] = "\"Dreamt\" is the only English word that ends in the letters \"mt\"."
quotes[230] = "Almonds are a member of the peach family."
quotes[231] = "Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance."
quotes[232] = "Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable."
quotes[233] = "A cat has 32 muscles in each ear."
quotes[234] = "An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain."
quotes[235] = "Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur."
quotes[236] = "In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10."
quotes[237] = "Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer."
quotes[238] = "A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds."
quotes[239] = "A dime has 118 ridges around the edge."
quotes[240] = "It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open."
quotes[241] = "In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak."
quotes[242] = "The average person falls asleep in seven minutes."
quotes[243] = "There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball."
quotes[244] = "\"Stewardesses\" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand."
var quote = quotes[rand1]